People, relax. I am fine. The volcano erupting here (one of MANY) has been for years and happens to be located 80 miles south. I live at 10,000 feet NORTH. Stop freaking out and have a beer for me. Then if you feel better, head to the bank and deposit a small token into my account just in case I do have to find refuge (or so I can buy some more sunscreen and plax because I am burnt and there is a hole in my back molar. Being poor sucks.)
This didn't even make the news here so clearly, we Ecuadorians are not concerned. I appreciate your worries, but want you to know I am not being affected.