OMG! That child is perfect. He should be on TV or in movies or something.
Isn't he great!?!?!
This is actually a still from the upcoming movie from Miramax "Look Who's Talking To You Now Motherfu**er!" which is being directed by the human chin that is Quentin Tarantino. A full discription of the scene on IMDB states that the baby is saying "If you come at me with that rectal thermomenter again bitch I'll pop your eyeball and skull fuck you with this rattle."I don't know about you but I'm looking forward to seeing it.
ROSS, you're back! We were worried you disappeared.I think it's more he's trying to share his popsicle with someone. He's a lover not a fighter.
And why would I ever dissapear from the life of one so lovely? Glad to be back. New post on my blog for you if you fancy a little laughter in your life.(Sorry to read about Houdini turning up again. the more I read about him the more I'd like to grab him by the lapels of his jacket and give him a damn good shake while I yell "She's crazy about you you dozy shit! Make her eyes light up like a las vegas slot machine by giving her your heart you dumb fuck!")
Hahaha, you crack me up. Glad to have you around again. We missed you.I'm afraid you might have mistaken my love of parading his social ineptitude all over the internet for actual fondness of him. I just like his dimples. That is all. I'm quite certain he is more smitten than I. However, I do look forward to the day when a nice gentleman "lights up my eyes like a Vegas slot machine" by giving me his heart. Cause it sure will be a first (and hopefully last). Where have you been? Gosh we thought you'd been abducted by aliens, fallen off a cliff on your new ride, or ran away...P.S. Happy birthday!!
Sure you say I may have mistaken your love of parading his social ineptitude but I think you really mean... You love him, you want to hug him, you want to kiss him. (That sounds funnier when you say it out loud in a children taking the piss in the playground voice.) I wasn't abducted (I came to an arrengement with the beings from the planet Arcturus the last time they scooped me up. I won't call them at all times of the night if they don't beam me up and probe me again.) and nor did I have an accident on my new ride (Which by the way in Scotland denotes a new girlfriend/boyfriend) as I'm very careful and never stoned when driving. (Honest officer, my eyes always look like a Newtons Cradle when I'm driving.)Thanks for the birthday wishes hun. you've just made an old man very happy. Or a happy man feel very old. One or the other.Hugs 'n Stuff to ya.
Ohmygoodness, he is so, so cute!
Ross, don't let her fool you about Mr. Houdini! Her actions speak louder than words...she IS smitten by him! And you want to grab him by the lapels of his jacket?? That's nice of you, cause I'd like to grab a little more than that...and PULL AND TWIST AND PULL AND TWIST!! Dirty f'er. Ok, I'm done...just needed to get that out of my system.
We all can stop worrying about Mr. Houdini because he's "In Bath, hooking up with super hot chicks". Therefore, it appears neither of us like each other at all.
Bigstar, Do I detect a small smattering of lust for the (in)famous Mr houdini from yourself? You say, and I quote,"I'd like to grab a little more than that...and PULL AND TWIST AND PULL AND TWIST!!"Where I come from that isn't exactly a bad thing to do to a man. (It may be nasty but the word nasty can be meant in many different ways...)
Cupcake, After 36 years on this planet as a male of the species I am fully qualified to translate the sentence... "In Bath, hooking up with hot chicks" ...Into it's true meaning. "I'm far away from you and am desperately trying to make you jelous so you'll get mad at me and be forced to think about me. God knows I miss you; It's just a shame you don't."
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